The Wal-Mart Conundrum

I’m always so perplexed at the variety of sleeveless shirt options available to me at Wal-Mart. I’m never quite sure which one best expresses my personality. Do I go with the Nascar, the Budweiser, or simply the “Bad Attitude” print? Maybe I should eschew all the designs and go with a simple solid color. Now I know what women must go through when they have to decide what printing they get on the back of their half-shirt. I don’t envy their decision. Who could possibly choose among such labels as “Princess”, “Juicy”, or “Bitch”. Maybe there should just be 1 unisex shirt labeled “Attention Whore” or is that too subtle? How about one that says “Look at Me! My personality is succinctly summarized by my choice of clothing.” That’s not a bad idea. Cafepress, here I come!